She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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