i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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