People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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