We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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