Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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