what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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