the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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