I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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