I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
