im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
