Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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