But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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