Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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