I don't think brook has ever known best
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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