Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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