Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
