so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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