i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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