sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He better not be in your backpack
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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