This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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