This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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