she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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