Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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