Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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