she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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