Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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