so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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