They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
