i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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