How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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