I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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