So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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