its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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