My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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