Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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