Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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