let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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