When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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