So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
