what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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