dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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