so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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