Can Purell be used as lube?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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