Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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