Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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