Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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