a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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