she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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