it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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