I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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