If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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