what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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