how can u be prego again
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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