Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I got inside last night via doggy door
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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